DAYTUM

(over 1 year ago)

the life of brian's couch

brian's place wouldn't be as an appealing place to stay if it wasn't for his sofa bed. Let's see what it's been up to.
last adjective used to describe me (over 1 year ago)

Escape from Bug Bites

Very Comfortable (1.0), Imperfectionless (1.0), Quite Enjoyable (1.0), Attached (1.0), PreparEd for Guests (1.0), Escape from Bug Bites (1.0), On Foursquare (1.0)
stuff spilled on ME (about 1 year ago)

Soy Sauce 1.0

Rice 1.0

Magic Hat Beer 1.0

Hot Chocolate 1.0

NUMBER OF CHILDREN CONCEIVED ON ME (5 months ago)

Zero

let's keep it this way, folks.
total miles travelled to reach me (as crow) (over 1 year ago)

15,837.01
Miles (15,837.006)
repeat overnight offenders (over 1 year ago)

Rachel G. 8.0

Nik N. 4.0

BrIan M. 3.0

Jess A. 3.0

Larkin S. 2.0

Rebecca Ku. 2.0

Mike S. 2.0

Genevieve S. 2.0

Alex D. 2.0

Keegan O. 2.0

Rebecca Ka. 1.0

Nadia H. 1.0

Lee J. 1.0

Tycho Member 0.0

(over 1 year ago)