NAMES MY WIFE USES INSTEAD OF MY ACTUAL NAME (over 2 years ago)

Pants (14.0), Bink (10.0), Binker (8.0), Binky (4.0), Bibba (3.0), Jerk (2.0), Stinky Butt (1.0), Panties (1.0), Stinky (0.0)